Bad On Paper Mentally Checked Out Cards 5pk

Say exactly what everyone's thinking with the Physically at work. Mentally checked out cards 5PK by Bad On Paper — a cheeky, relatable greeting card five-pack ready for whenever the group chat needs a laugh. Witty, well-timed and always on hand, they're the perfect way to mark an occasion with a knowing grin.

Why you'll love it

• Pack of five witty adult greeting cards
• Handy 10.5cm x 14.8cm size that fits standard envelopes
• Perfect for birthdays, leaving-dos or a well-timed laugh
• Relatable humour that lands with almost anyone
• Great value — you're always stocked for the next occasion

How to use

Pick a card to match the moment, add your own message inside to make it personal, and pop it in a standard envelope. Keep the rest of the pack tucked away so you're never caught without the perfect cheeky note.

Care & cleaning

Store the cards flat somewhere cool and dry to keep them crisp and crease-free until you need them.

Who it's for

For anyone who loves cheeky, relatable humour and likes to be ready with a laugh for birthdays and occasions.

Common questions

Are they blank inside? Yes — add your own message and make it personal.
Good value? Five cards means you're always ready for the next occasion.
Do they fit standard envelopes? Yes, the 10.5cm x 14.8cm size fits neatly.

Posted discreetly anywhere in NZ from our proudly Kiwi-owned store. R18.